Oh What A Night - Part 1
So the 2412 BBQ went off with a blast this weekend. 3:00pm on Saturday rolled around and out came the Sparks, Blue Moon and some Stella. It was an interesting combination that effectively got everyone buzzed and some of us hyper to the point of talking a mile a minute.
Seriously.
The festivites started out a bit slow...We were all just sitting/standing in the kitchen drinking and talking. It was the four roommates and one friend. Then another guy shows up, he only knows me and we're all still sober and he's like the first one over so it's a little awkward but we deal because that's how it goes. So I say to Beth, "these parties are so funny. At the beginning of the night it's always awkward but give it a couple hours and..." She takes over from here and says "we'll all be hugging and laughing like we've know each other for ever."
And that's what happened. Everyone loves everyone if you get enough alcohol in their systems. And then kegs get thrown. Well, they get kicked first. We started out with one...turned into two...and both were gone pretty damn quickly. We also had tequila (of which I will never drink again. I HATE tequila), Vodka (several bottles), Jägermeister and Southern Comfort. All the bottles were empty by the end of the night. Signs of a great party.
I met Mr. Williams. Yes, if we married I wouldn't have to change my name. That weighs pretty heavily in my book. And besides, he's cute and nice. I also met He-Man. I swear, he was at my party. And the idiot still couldn't win the keg toss, even with his shirt off and 20+ tries. I had a run in with Beth and a bush. Beth and I won of course. But not for lack of scrapes and bruises on the Bush's part. Beth had a Knight in shining armor pick her up out of the bush...she gave him a kiss to say thank you. I got up with some help from my friends. It was quite a comical scene actually. Although I don't think any of us could see straight by that time...hence the meeting with the bush.
Beth and I were hugging and laughing like we'd known each other forever.
Then there was the strip flip cup. Not sure who's idea that was but there were too many boys without good bodies with their shirts off. Not a good combination. Then someone showed a boob. Not naming names but that same someone tried to take off their skirt. When I told this person that it was drunk logic being used the skirt stayed on. Although when I asked why a person would do that I was told it was okay "because I have a thong on." Yes. True story.
I also believe there was some wrestling, some kissing, some heavy drinking, some idiots talking shit and some alcoholic watermelon. Dangerous Watermelon.
Great party.
Seriously.
The festivites started out a bit slow...We were all just sitting/standing in the kitchen drinking and talking. It was the four roommates and one friend. Then another guy shows up, he only knows me and we're all still sober and he's like the first one over so it's a little awkward but we deal because that's how it goes. So I say to Beth, "these parties are so funny. At the beginning of the night it's always awkward but give it a couple hours and..." She takes over from here and says "we'll all be hugging and laughing like we've know each other for ever."
And that's what happened. Everyone loves everyone if you get enough alcohol in their systems. And then kegs get thrown. Well, they get kicked first. We started out with one...turned into two...and both were gone pretty damn quickly. We also had tequila (of which I will never drink again. I HATE tequila), Vodka (several bottles), Jägermeister and Southern Comfort. All the bottles were empty by the end of the night. Signs of a great party.
I met Mr. Williams. Yes, if we married I wouldn't have to change my name. That weighs pretty heavily in my book. And besides, he's cute and nice. I also met He-Man. I swear, he was at my party. And the idiot still couldn't win the keg toss, even with his shirt off and 20+ tries. I had a run in with Beth and a bush. Beth and I won of course. But not for lack of scrapes and bruises on the Bush's part. Beth had a Knight in shining armor pick her up out of the bush...she gave him a kiss to say thank you. I got up with some help from my friends. It was quite a comical scene actually. Although I don't think any of us could see straight by that time...hence the meeting with the bush.
Beth and I were hugging and laughing like we'd known each other forever.
Then there was the strip flip cup. Not sure who's idea that was but there were too many boys without good bodies with their shirts off. Not a good combination. Then someone showed a boob. Not naming names but that same someone tried to take off their skirt. When I told this person that it was drunk logic being used the skirt stayed on. Although when I asked why a person would do that I was told it was okay "because I have a thong on." Yes. True story.
I also believe there was some wrestling, some kissing, some heavy drinking, some idiots talking shit and some alcoholic watermelon. Dangerous Watermelon.
Great party.
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